why do you have to be an asshole in front of your friends?!
Please can I have the magic comb?
chillin with my bff's ben & jerry.
I GOT A JOB AT WENDY'S
Circa Survive - Every Way (Appendage EP)
I’ll be the phonograph that plays your favorite Albums back as...
People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...– George Carlin, Brain Droppings I think about this all the time. (via scissorshoes)
i want out of this house. seriously, anyone, come get meeee.
seriously?! “i think you’re slurring your words and your tone of voice is weird, so you can’t drive tonight.” WHAT THE FUCK.
I FUCKING HATE MY PARENTS.
i made a playlist;
it was originally for my friend brina, but i thought i’d share it with you all :) you may or may not like, its just a ton of random songs (some are jokes, fun to listen to st0ned), but tell me what you think! http://www.mediafire.com/?707oh9v78oxy3
i really love seafood.